Blue Zen Lost

First of all, UPS f*cking SUCKS! Why does UPS hire incompetent fools?! Hello! Mr. UPS driver! There is no fricking "doorman" in my gated condominium community, unless you call the first man you meet when you first enter the gates a "doorman" (er, gateman?! wtf!). You cannot go around passing off packages to any alleged "doorman" who doesn't exist and who isn't the intended recipient of said packages. We don't have doormen here in this city, you dumb bastard! How stupid can you be? How could you have simply left my Blue Zen with the "doorman" who isn't ME?!?! You stupid, stupid fool. I hope UPS realizes how incompetent you are and gives you the boot. But I'm sure another INCOMPETENT FOOL will take your place. Pay attention, you bastards! Use what's left of your pea-size brain to do what you're paid to do without any problems! Do your f*cking job, and do it right! UGH!

Needless to say, the Blue Zen I ordered for BB from a third-party seller (J&R Music and Computer World) through Amazon.com is lost. I blame the asinine actions of the UPS bastard, but now I'm beginning to wonder if J&R Music and Computer World is as much to blame. I have been a longtime patron of Amazon.com and have never encountered any problems with it in previous business transactions. That is, not until I decided to order the Blue Zen from J&R Music and Computer World through Amazon.com. Ugh. UPS better find my Blue Zen and apprehend the alleged doorman who accepted my package on my behalf without my knowledge or consent!

Finally, to the alleged doorman. HEY ASSHOLE! Yeah you! You deceitful person disguised as a doorman and running around accepting packages which aren't yours. You are in big trouble. You're a damn thief. UPS is going to hunt you down. I hope you suffer and cry shamelessly for mercy when you fall. You f*cking asshole!

In conclusion, I leave you with the following:

1. Blue Zen lost on July 6, 2006.

2. UPS and its incompetent employee directly contributed to the loss of my Blue Zen.

3. Beware of alleged doormen lurking in gated communities ready to pounce on your unsuspecting packages and claiming to be the intended recipient of same. Again, I wonder how STUPID that UPS bastard is?! What f*cking doorman?! There is no f*cking doorman, you asshole! I don't live in a f*cking hotel! I live in a condo community with unit numbers in plain sight!

4. I will never again order an item from Amazon.com and J&R Music and Computer World.

5. UPS f*ucking SUCKS the big one!